Do you like poetry? Naw? Maybe yes after you read what I have discovered. You may feel better after you have read some of this brilliant creativity... the sole skills of Graeme Henchel. I am a fan of his poetry and feel it should be out there for everyone to read and to put a smile on everyones' face at every opportunity.
I wish I had some photos to add but do we really need to see more of the 'budgie smugglers'? Whatever...the ship is sure to sink!! try http://tumblr.graemehenchel.com for more.
The Good Ship Tony (UPDATED)
Twas on the Good ship Tony
Where all the crew was phoney
They had no clue of what to do
But make up more baloney
Rupert Murdoch paves the way
Course set by the IPA
Rich get more and screw the poor
That's the coalition way
Captain Tony kept on lying
Distracting and denying
Into your eye, he'd tell a lie
Then lie that he was lying
Chorus:
Blame'n and lie'n
Distract'n and deny'n
These lying pricks played dirty tricks
Twas all that they could do
The first mates name was Peta
You wouldn't want to meet her
She kept tight reign on Tony's brain
And no one could unseat her
Old Bronwyn had the Speaker's chair
School ma'am looks and beehive hair
She'd get her lines from Perfidious Pyne
treated labor most unfair
The 21C was Warren Truss
What he did was hard to suss
This waste of space took his place
Right on board the bullshit bus
Games are played
And knives are out
Who will get
The number one snout
The die is cast
The ship is sunk
Whether it be Turnbull
Or the mendacious monk
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